What did we do last night that was yellow?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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