i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
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just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.