I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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