I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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