he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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