Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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