so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
