The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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