I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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