I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
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using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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