I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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