what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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