i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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