Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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