The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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