gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
