Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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