It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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