the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
She even gives head with a lisp.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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