A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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