dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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