He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
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I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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