the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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