I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Just cropdusted the office
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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