You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I touched a dick in church today
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