i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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