living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
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I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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