4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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