isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
wow bdsm is so cute
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize