Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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