I need help removing her.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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