why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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