I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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