Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
