so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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