dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Are my feet made of real feet?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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