In the future we'll all be gay
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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