do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Floor bacon is actually really good
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