I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
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You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
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I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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