omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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