Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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