I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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