Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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