im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
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I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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