Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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