I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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