Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Randomize