THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
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Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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