so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
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You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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