1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
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Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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