kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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