my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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