I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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