Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Randomize
