you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
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It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
If I die, sorry about rent.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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