I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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