so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
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I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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